Secondary ed will be a bust; the woman who sent the first email noted that none of the courses I took are still valid. Theatre, the other half of my major, might still be an option, but it's a little complicated. In order to graduate I would need a course which is a catch-all for being in performances or working backstage. I know I did backstage work there, but I don't know if I asked for any of it to be credited academically. If I did I would need to attend at least one semester to do a senior project. If I didn't, I might need to attend multiple semesters to get all the practicals under my belt. I have no idea how long they keep records for, or if I could retroactively get credit for work done so long ago.
Apropos of nothing -- amusing factoid: Albuquerque is in the LJ spell check, but Oswego is not.