Then Colbert asked him to list the ten commandments. Hilarity ensued. He managed to name three (steal, lie, and kill).
I then decided to try out my memory, and I got nine if ten (I forgot to keep holy the Sabbath, for those keeping score). While I wish I had remembered all ten, I comfort myself in the knowledge that at least I wasn't trying to make their display a law. And that I know the difference between the judicial and legislative branches. And that I can name a better place for them to be displayed. I wonder if that means I'll never make it if I run for office.