Characters: Andy and Cat.
Setting: Cat is on the phone with Andy.
Andy: Hello, Wilson's Pizza and Wizardry.
Cat: Hi love! I forgot to get the potatoes ready. If you want to eat sooner than an hour before I get home you'll need to put them in. I can tell you how...
Andy: I put them in ten minutes ago.
Cat: Did you cut off both ends, poke them with a fork, and wrap them in foil?
Andy: Stabbity stabbity stabbity!